i have to move again. i think y has found this blog. sux. y: i checked my sitemeter several times and found an ip address which is not mine or T's. so i think you've been checking my blog. i wrote a fake entry and you became upset with me ... so obvious :P~

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Thursday, April 4, 2002
12:33 p.m. GMT+8

when an insect falls into a mug of beer...

englishman - throws his mug away and walks out.
scotsman - takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
american - threatens to sue the pub. gets an extra beer on the house. then he takes the insect out and drinks both beers. later he writes a bestselling book: "who says there ain't no such thing as a free beer?"
singaporean - observes the american and apes him and then complians to the government which in turn blames the opposition for the insect.
italian - calls the waiter over and knees him in the groin. the worried manager agrees to serve him 5 free beers a day if he will just drink them peacefully and stop molesting the barmaid.
chinese - eats the insect and throws the beer away.
indian - sells beer to the american and insect to the chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
pakistani - accuses the indian of throwing an insect into his beer. relates the issue to kashmir. asks the chinese for military aid. takes a loan from the american to buy one more mug of beer.
malay - considers himself under arrest and meekly follows the insect back to the religious affairs department where he pays a hefty fine for consuming the forbidden al-kohol.

as sent by ee sing yan.

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Thursday, April 4, 2002
08:07 a.m. GMT+8

SUGAR GLIDER (gemini may 22 - june 21)

known for their timid nature, gliders must take a giant leap of faith as they parachute themselves into the great unknown, usually landing safely in the arms of their carefully chosen tree. in the darkness of the night and the silence of space, sugar gliders launch their way through life, trusting that the next tree will be there to catch them.

woman :
the sugar glider woman is often fickle and treats romance as a game. she has a wonderful imagination and can be lively and happy when it suits her mood. she has an appealing charm and is more practical than sentimental. she can be attracted to a man for his intellectual qualities, but then suddenly become bored. she is a thinker (and a very able one) and is often a career woman.

thanks, T, for the info :)

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Tuesday, April 2, 2002
10:38 p.m. GMT+8

i just had a wonderful day today. i went out with r (finally!), pn and mln. we had pizza for dinner and now we're at sisdiksat internet cafe. i'm so happy :)

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Tuesday, April 2, 2002
04:28 p.m. GMT+8

i'm pretty upset with r right now. he said he would pick me up to have some pizza but firstly he had to take care something at the bank, and that was more than 2 hours ago!! gosh, where is he?? did he forget his promise to me?! :(

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Tuesday, April 2, 2002
11:29 a.m. GMT+8

my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"if you're going to kill each other, do it outside, i just finished cleaning!"

my mother taught me religion:
"you better pray that will come out of the carpet."

my mother taught me about time travel:
"if you don't straighten up, i'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

my mother taught me logic:
"because i said so, that's why."

my mother taught me the law of cause & effect:
"if you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

my mother taught me foresight:
"make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

my mother taught me irony:
"keep crying and i'll give you something to cry about."

my mother taught me about the science of osmosis:
"shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

my mother taught me about contortionism:
"will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck?"

my mother taught me about stamina:
"you'll sit there 'till everything on that plate is finished."

my mother taught me about weather:
"it looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

my mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
"if i yelled because i saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

my mother taught me about hypocrisy:
"if i've told you once, i've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!!!"

my mother taught me the circle of life:
"i brought you into this world, and i can take you out."

my mother taught me about behaviour modification:
"stop acting like your father!"

my mother taught me about envy:
"there are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

my mother taught me about anticipation:
"just wait until we get home."

my mother taught me about receiving:
"you are going to get it when we get home!"

my mother taught me medical science:
"if you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

my mother taught me to think ahead:
"if you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

my mother taught me esp:
"put your sweater on; don't you think i know when you're cold?"

my mother taught me humor:
"when that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

my mother taught me how to become an adult:
"if you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

my mother taught me about sex:
"how do you think you got here?"

my mother taught me about genetics:
"you're just like your father." my mother taught me about my roots:
"do you think you were born in a barn?"

my mother taught me about wisdom of age:
"when you get to be my age, you will understand."

and most favorite:
my mother taught me about justice:
"one day you'll have kids...and i hope they turn out just like you!"

as sent by ee sing yan.

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Monday, April 1, 2002
10:55 a.m. GMT+8

happy april fool's day! :D

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